yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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