I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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