ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Randomize
