I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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