dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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