I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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