Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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