She is in my trunk
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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