im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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