We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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