Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
