did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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