Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
In other news, I just burned my penis
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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