420 ftw
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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