Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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