"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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