It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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