Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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