If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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