what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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