is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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