almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Found the puke drawer
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
