i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
