how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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