So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Randomize
