He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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