so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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