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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize