So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
