got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Randomize
