one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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