We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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