Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just tell him i said nine months
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
