There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
