I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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