weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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