I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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