I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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