I don't think brook has ever known best
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I have tasted many bathrooms
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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