My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
