Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Randomize
