I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
