I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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