you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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