we're blogging at a bar
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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