I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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