im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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