butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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