You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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