I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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