I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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