Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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