8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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