How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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