How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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