quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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