I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
